Mr. (Bill) Tennyson
Principal

Mr. Tennyson’s foundation for higher learning consists of NASCAR algorithms and a strict diet of ‘gut truck’ hamburgers and race fuel. Mr. Tennyson has been known to use the strap daily, but only to tie down a customers ride. Mr. Tennyson’s favourite colour is Yamaha Blue and favourite ride is Yamaha Venture 1300. It’s the only bike to hold all of his text books.

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Mrs. (Nanette) Tennyson
Vice Principal, Guidance Councillor

Mrs. Tennyson was formally educated on the drag race circuit as one of the original Hooters Girls. Her tremendous knowledge of parts and service is second to none. If you have problems, or just want to talk about that racing career Nanatte is there for you. Mrs. Tennyson’s favourite Colour is Yamaha Blue and her favourite ride is the Vino.

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Miss. Ivana Ridealot
Tutor

Miss. Ivana Ridealot works as an occasional teacher and is only brought in when the class gets really bad. She has a PHD in Aerospace Engineering and currently holds the world record for the longest rocket blast off. When not at the school she can be found at the local seniors home instructing rug hooking classes. Her favourite colour is JET black and her favourite motorcycle is the RAIDER 1900 with a complete make over including nitrous, steering dampener, and a big fatty rear end.

Ms. (Carol) Verdonk
Chief Librarian, Accounting, Typing

Mrs. Verdonk can type 152 words per minute at 7200 rpm with 270 foot pound of torque. She can whip a text book across the hall at the sales team faster than you can say shhhhhh! Mrs. Verdonk actually runs the entire show and can be seen with Bill’s strap. Her favourite colour is Yamaha anniversary yellow and her favourite ride is home at the end of the day.

Mike Taonax
Technician

Mike's favourite band is still Judas Priest, which motivates him intensely while wrenching on your ride in the back of the school. Mike is a pure family man and will babysit for customers who purchase the complete service package. Changing oil is his second favourite thing next to changing diapers. Mike’s favourite food is Gerber prunes and his ride is the very smooth Raider 1900.

Mike Bradley
CRS Rentals

Mike is a Bruce County boy at heart. Born and raised in the County Seat, he has a real sense of geography and can by memory recite all of the construction site within a 100 mile radius of Tennysons. When not working Mike can bee seen rolling his lawn with a 5 ton Bombag while sipping on a Bud. Mike’s favourite piece of rental equipment next to the roller is the Transit level for spying on the neighbours.

David Elliott
Controller

Jordan Quipp

Jordon really is still in school but amazingly is the most mature and worldly staff member of the Tennysons team. Jordon gets dropped off by the bus after attending his all boys private school. He wanted to work at Tennysons so he could be close to Nan his 'favourite' teacher. All the girls think he's a real stud muffin because he smokIN in the boy's room. His favourite colour is orthodontist wire grey and his favourite ride is the back of the SHORT bus.

JEREMIAH DOHMS
IVANA'S FAVORITE BOY

NATHAN LAWTON
YAMA TECH

Ron Hertel
Technician

Ron is one of our top notch service techs that will make your baby growl like the “Eye of the Tiger” album cover back in 82. Ron is a real life ‘Survivor’ from that era and has the Joe Dirt mullet to prove it. A chemistry major in grade 9 science class, Ron wrote his thesis on ‘101 Things to do with a Bunsen Burner’. A proud husband and father, Ron’s favourite colour is ‘Blue Flame’ and his ride is a retro Triumph Bonneville rigid with all the band members of Chicago painted on the tank.

Mr. Billy Campbell
The Substitute Teacher

Mr. "BILLY C" maybe a 'sub' but he takes no crap. From wrenches to the back of the neck to WD40 in the eyes, he is a well seasoned part-time (substitute) teacher at the Scool. "Mr.Billy C" is brought in for major assemblies and track and field events. He lives alone, deep in the basement of his wife's house with his 4 cats. His favourite colour is Siamese grey and his ride is a Kitty Cat.